The Cholera Clean It Up Challenge!

Have you ever met a person with ALS (Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis)? I haven’t.  The first time I remember hearing about ALS was on the TV show, “suits” when Jessica Pearson’s ex husband was dying from it. What about cholera? Malaria? Ebola? I’m willing to bet most of you have heard of/experienced/read a lot about at least one of these.

We always talk about patronising ‘made-in-Ghana’ goods, or supporting ‘home-grown’ ventures.
In the wake of the sensational ‘ALS ice bucket challenge’, wouldn’t it be more innovative to replicate it to issues that affect us? Imagine a “Cholera clean it up challenge”. You film yourself cleaning up a choked gutter near you, or cleaning up rubbish in your neighbourhood, or washing your hands with a bucket of soapy water, post it on social media, challenge a friend to do similar.  You could decide to do the challenge wearing unusual gear- a swimsuit maybe.  This would accomplish 3 things:
1. A cleaner city/country!
2. A people more sensitised about the cholera outbreak.
3. Increased community feeling.
All this without actually having to spend money. I see no negatives here, do you?

If Ghanaians want to dump buckets of ice – cold water over their heads to join in a fad started by someone seeking to better the lives of people affected by a disease relevant to his/her society, that’s their prerogative. I’d rather trudge through knee-high rubbish to reduce disease outbreak than be drenched in icy water and possibly catch a cold.

Would you participate in a ‘Cholera clean it up challenge?’ We would love to hear your thoughts on this. Please do share.

Tweneboah

The Bug

Imagine you’ve just bought that new pair of colour-blocked platform heels you’ve been eyeing for a while. You’ve mentally matched it to a yellow, knee-length dress in your closet. You bump into a friend outside the shop and your newest purchase comes up in the conversation. As you show it off, she squints, cocks her head to one side, and says, “Oh you’ve also been bitten by the multicolored shoe bug?” [Insert reaction here].

I’ve had to smile and suppress my responses to this type of question a lot recently – in relation to my hairstyle. “You’ve also been bitten by the natural-hair bug?” They ask with an almost annoyed undertone. I’ve not been bitten by any afro-sporting insect. No! I simply took a pair of scissors to my permed hair.

I’ve had fewer conversations about any one part of my body than I have in the past 2 weeks about my hair. “Why?” “What made you do it?” “Since when?” “Oh, but it’s nice”. I don’t recall ever being asked about a ‘permed-hair bug’ when I first started keeping my hair straight and permed. Nor was I asked about a ‘braided-hair bug’ whenever I wore the interwoven extensions. Has anyone heard of a ‘Brazilian-weave bug’ (even though that was really going around)? Why are people so nervous about more Ghanaian women keeping their hair natural, kinky, and coily? Have you wondered? What does it say about the way we think and our attitudes to things ‘African’?

Going natural is fun, and you only need three things: courage, a pair of scissors and a standing discount at a wig shop (just in case). It’s simply a choice of hairstyle. The length or state of my hair does not necessarily reflect my views on Pan-Africanism, Feminism or Afrocentrism. It’s less about a movement and more about a new look (I speak for myself and, maybe, some of you too?). However, I still say that, ‘the revolution will not be texturised.’

Have you had any similar hair experience (natural/permed)? Do share them with us.

Tweneboah